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It came from MARS!!! It came from MARS!!!

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 9, 2005

Seriously, what the fuck?

You throw together horribly recoreded audio with shitty drawings and an equally shitty concept and call it a flash movie? Is this honestly what you've been doing for the past few days or weeks? Wow. This is the kind of thing that never needs to find its way onto the internet.



Plastic Hammer Xtreem! Plastic Hammer Xtreem!

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 12, 2005

5/5

Nice concept, it was a lot funnier than I expected. It'd be funnier for most people if they'd actually watch the original Plastic Hammer series. You should be clearer on what you're actually parodying so people can watch that before they watch this. Anyways, nice job, found it very humorous.



Halo: Funny Situations Halo: Funny Situations

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 9, 2005

1/5

When the title contains the phrase "Funny Situations", the movie should actually be funny. This blew. The graphics and sound were great, it was just really boring and incredibly unfunny, usuing bland, generic jokes. I read your comment about your inability to be humorous in another language. What a bullshit excuse. Do the voices in French and use English subtitles, then. It would still blow. I'm tired of Tom putting shit on the frontpage just because they look good. If you laughed at any point throughout this film, please, go rent The Holy Grail.


Recent Game Reviews


Sergeant O´Melly Sergeant O´Melly

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 19, 2005

4/5

Godammit, you give us this awesome game and then ASK IF YOU SHOULD FINISH IT? Fuck yeah you should. This is surprisingly different from your other work and I really like the concept, you could make this really interesting.



IM ATTACK!! IM ATTACK!!

Rated 1 / 5 stars March 13, 2005

1/5

Games are supposed to be entertaining, not just annoying tasks. This was an annoying task. Just giving users the ability to click things out doesn't qualify something as a game. Try making something a bit more entertaining next time, this shouldn't even have gotten a score above a 3, much less front page.



Orbox Orbox

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 2, 2005

5/5

A nice reprieve from the usual shoot 'em up button mashers that dominate the portal. I enjoy being forced to think before I react, great game.


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